Narsehole Bidet: How To Win In The Bathroom Every Time.

Update + New website
over 2 years ago – Fri, Dec 17, 2021 at 02:01:59 PM

Hi Narseholes! 😂  

Hope everyone's butts are in the best shape of their lives!

I wanted to give y’all a quick update.  We’re working hard on designing a travel Narsehole (all the ones out now are junk). Now that you all have coddled butts, I know it’s hard to leave the house.  I promise a great solution is on the way.  No date yet, but you’ll be the first to know!

We launched our website Narsehole.com  I think it turned out really good, but please let me know what you think and if you spot anything not working or spelled wrong!

Incase you have more toilets or wanna give the gift of butt freedom this holliday season!  

Use Code - Kickstarter (For 30% off your order)

Ships same day if ordered by 1pm ET

Xoxoxox/zach 

Funny Narsehole Quotes! Who’s got the goods?
over 3 years ago – Wed, Jan 27, 2021 at 05:01:08 PM

Hiiiiii!!!!  

I’m trying to get the Narsehole website up and running and thought a quote section from KS backers would be really nice and might help people feel more comfortable purchasing!  Below’s what it would look like on the site, notice the picture’s real small, so don’t feel weird about your mug being out there!   It would help me out a lot if you could do this, so if you have a few min....Click Here to submit your words!  

I’ve included some quetions to help you get your brain going.  Funny’s not required, but appreciated!  This is a link to a short form  https://zachcrain2.typeform.com/to/baSSQeQs  where you can easily send your words and photo.  

• How clean does it make your butt feel
• What’s your best toilet paper VS water analogy?
• How does the water stream and pressure feel?
• Was this a good decision you made? 
• Have you had an intchy or irritated butt since switching to the Narse?
• Are you a plumber and how was the install process?  

Thanks!  

Also - Please email if you haven’t gotten yours yet.  It’s been 20% post office lost package and 80% survey was never filled out!  

Narsehole Beats A Plumber!
over 3 years ago – Sun, Jan 17, 2021 at 10:23:25 PM

Happy New Year y’all! 

There’s been 1-3% having plumbing/leak issues.  I’ve had 5 sent back, that I then hooked up to my toilet and they worked good as new!  This is a great sign, because it just means we need to do a little trouble shooting together if you’re having an issue!  It’s eaiest and fastest for me to reply to email, so please send any intall issues you’re having to [email protected] 

Video - This Narse was sent back and they even had a plummer come in and check out the hook up.  The plumber was all like ”must be a faulty product”.   Spoiler alert - the Narse worked and I tested for 150 poops!  I still think it’s worth watching:) I shot it at 5am, so it’s a little trippy 

Also - please keep an eye out for the next update.  I’m gonna be looking for funny quotes from KS backers about the Narsehole experience for the website!   

Also Also - if you don’t have you’re Narse, please email and let me know!  If your survey was filled out, you should of gotten it.  There’s a tinny amount still out there in the covid lost in mail mode, so that could be it as well. 

Okay, have a great weekend!

love you all! 

-zach

Canada Update + a Few Other Things
over 3 years ago – Tue, Nov 24, 2020 at 11:29:59 PM

First thing Canada Backers - Thanks for being so patient...you’re the last country to recieve your Naresholes and the wait is just about over.  I hope your butts haven’t fallen off in protest.  The fulfilment company’s telling me they’ve been packed and picked up out of the Toronto warehouse and will be 80-90% delivered by the 2nd of December!  If you didn’t get your survey filled out in time for the first batch of shipments direct from Japan, then they will be going out next week from the US!

US orders - it looks like 40% have been delivered, so the rest should be showing up at any second.  If you didn’t get your survey filled out in time for the first batch of shipments direct from Japan, then they will be going out next week from the US!

Everyone but US and Canada - most of yours have arrive!  If they haven’t it’s possible they got lost or held up at the boarder.  There’s 8 orders that got held up and will be going out next week from the US.  If you didn’t get your survey filled out in time for the first batch of shippments direct from Japan, then they will be going out next week from the US as well! 

Tracking Numbers - the shipping company I used was called EasyShip.  Lot’s of people use them for Kickstartes, and it’s supposed to be easy and smooth.  Not so much.  They handled the international orders horribly and tracking numbers appear to only get updated after deliverd.  They said they sent emails with tracking, but getting lots of you saying they didn’t.  Either way, it seems like all the packages are showing up, so that’s good!  

If you’ve emailed or messaged me - I’m going to respond to all, but is taking me some time.  The comment page can be dificult to see responce to after the first one, becasue it’s down on the page and KS doesn’t have a centralized system for answering messages.  Email or direct message is the best for a convo.  [email protected]

IF YOU ORDERED MORE THEN 1 AND ONY 1 SHOWED UP, PLEASE EMAIL ME WITH DETAILS OF WHAT’S MISSING IF YOU HAVEN’T ALREADY!  

NARSE SWAG WILL BE SHIPPING OUT NEXT WEEK!

Using your Narsehole Tips 

• spray for 8-12 seconds and wiggle butt around a little, more if it was a shit show!  If done correctly your toilet paper dry off, should be spotless!  
• Turn water on slowly until you get the hang of it!

INSALATION TIPS

There’s been some instalation promblems (which is expected), so here’s some pro tips before getting started!  If someone else has found anything to add please comment below! 

Below is a play by play picture layout of the pieces coming together.  before connecting to toilet tank and water supply, make sure to turn off your water to the toilet and flush (draining the tank).  The water supply on/off should be right where the water hose comes out of the wall.  

Note - when connecting pieces, make sure it’s tight (don’t go crazy, but use your muscles a little).  If you do this and use the plumer tape, it will not leak...promise!  If it’s leaking after this, look for a broken thread or perhaps the pieces aren’t squarely lined up.  You know, like a bottle cap that’s a little sideways? 

Okay!  i’m sure I missed something or a lot of things, so comment if you have a question!  Love you all and excited to get these Narseholes to their homes!!

Click image if your seet doesn’t have spacers!  Easy fix!

USA Tracking info! Super fast update!
over 3 years ago – Sat, Nov 14, 2020 at 09:50:39 AM

Hey hey hey team clean butts! 

All the the USA orders were picked up Tuesday from Chicago.  These are all on the way to you...i would imaging some have arrived.  I’m not sure why tracking numbers weren’t updated and emailed out, but i’m trying to make that happen.  Reminder that the Narsehole SWAG will be shipping out seperatly.  Hoping for next week.  

Good news is that they’re almost there!

If you feel inclined to set up and record your face for first spray and give an immediate review of how it felt...that would be extremely funny and amazing!!

I just looked through my photos, so I could attach a funny one, but aparently the last 500 photos are all off the new born baby Ruth!  What’s happening to me?!  

P.S. i’m trying to keep up and reply to peoples emails and comments.  It’s only me here, so it’ll take some time, but i’ll reply to all of them!

xoxox love you all and have a great weekend!

-zach