Narsehole Bidet: How To Win In The Bathroom Every Time.
Created by Zach Crain
Water powered bidet attachment, dual nozzle spray and pressure control, for a maximum clean with no irritation or leftover TP particles
Latest Updates from Our Project:
Response needed: Have you completed your survey?
over 5 years ago
– Sun, Aug 02, 2020 at 07:06:49 PM
Have You Completed Your Post-Campaign Survey?
Reminder: If you haven't already, please go to https://narsehole.backerkit.com/ and complete the post-campaign survey ASAP! You’r but is depending on you!
Time is running out, and we'd be so bummed if even one backer missed out on the chance to share their shipping address with us, claim narse color(s), or claim any awesome add-ons!
READ!! Survey’s on the WAY!
over 5 years ago
– Mon, Jul 20, 2020 at 09:25:42 PM
Surveys Are Coming! READ ALL
Soon, you’ll receive an email from us with a special link to your BackerKit survey. It’s important to respond to your survey as quickly as you can since we need this information to fulfill your rewards.
You don’t need to create a BackerKit account to fill out your survey. When you receive the email with the survey, click the survey link to respond. Answer the questions about your reward preferences, provide shipping information, and purchase add-on items if you like. If you don’t have access to this survey link yet, it will be available soon via email (please note it may take up to 48hrs to receive the survey)!
As a reminder, estimated shipping charges were given in the campaign and will be collected on the survey.
After you respond to your survey, you can go back later and change your responses at any time before we close the surveys, get our final counts, and process cards on August 1st. After 8/1, your survey will be locked and no changes can be made.
If you need to review your information or pledge status, you can return to your survey by clicking the link in your survey email or requesting your survey link under "Lost your survey?" on our BackerKit project page: https://narsehole.backerkit.com
If you used your Facebook credentials to log in to your Kickstarter account, the BackerKit survey is sent to the email address you use for your Facebook account.
Available Add-ons -
Narsehole SLIPPY 3Pack- Protect your hands and the environment, each SLIPPY you purchase takes one plastic bottle off the coast of Mexico or Haiti! We collect water bottles off the coast before they get to the ocean, turn them into yarn, and then use that yarn to knit the wonderful, reusable SLIPPY.
Stops Bottle SWEAT - NO MORE iced lattes dripping on your legs or soggying up your cup holder!
Protects YOUR Hands - NO MORE burning yourself on hot coffee or hot mason jars.
Fits EVERY Beverage - elastic is knit throughout the SLIPPY, giving it the ability to stretch and fit coffee cups, pint glasses, cans, sippy cups, water bottles, wine glasses, you name it.
MADE IN AMERICA - Make a small environmental footprint and support your local community, from start to finish SLIPPIES, are made in North Carolina!
Narsehole FREAKER 3 Pack- Protects from your hot hands and the sun, keeping it cool way past the time it should take you to drink it!
Stops Bottle SWEAT- No More condensation soggying up your napkin, making rings and dripping on your legs!
Fits EVERY Beverage - Elastic is knit in throughout the FREAKER, giving it the ability to stretch and fit beer bottles, water bottles, sports bottles, wine, you name it.
Identify YOUR drink- Never get confused again when you get back from the bathroom or sit your drink down for a few minutes.
MADE IN AMERICA - From start to finish FREAKERS, are made in North Carolina! That’s pretty, pretty, pretty COOL.
Narsehole FREAKER FEET 3Pack- Socks made with combed cotton picked in Georgia (USA), then spun, dyed, and knit in North Carolina!! Your feet are worth it.
One Size Fits Most - knit with reduced cross stretch for a better fit!
MADE IN AMERICA - Support responsibly made stuff, from start to finish FREAKER FEET, are made in North Carolina!
Contents - 76% Combed Cotton, 22% Nylon, 2% Lycra
Can’t decide what to add-on? Get the best deal and get them all:)!
Side note - I cut what would be my main wiping finger makeing a peach pie the other day. Without the Narsehole, I’d be in big trouple trying to switch hit with my left hand! THANK YOU NARSEHOLE!
As always, I’m here and will respond to questions in the comments below.
xoxoxxo
- Zach/Narsehole Team
Mold picture + Time Update!
over 5 years ago
– Thu, Jul 09, 2020 at 10:02:40 PM
Hi team clean butt!
Production - As of now I’m being told the the production sample’s still on scedule to arrive mid July. Once approved, production takes two weeks and shipping will start (estmated) second week of August, straight out of Hong Kong! Something always takes longer then planned, so this is best case senerio, but my fingers are crossed!
Survey - taking a little longer then planned to set up, but will be ready soon!
Here’s a picture of the mold being made - this is the longest part of the process.
We Did it! Quick Update
almost 6 years ago
– Fri, Jun 26, 2020 at 11:26:30 PM
I’ve basically been sitting on the toilet spraying my butt in celebration for the last few days! Here’s a quick video update. I shot it this morning high on coffee and donuts, sooooooooo...
Survey - planning to send out next week, so look out for that! You’ll be able to finalize your address, confirm your order, pick the white or blue label, and add on extra Narseholes and possibly Freaker USA (my other company) SWAG. If you want me to include SWAG, like this post and i’ll consider that a YES vote. If there’s not enough votes, i’ll just offer the Narsehole for ad ons.
Production - We put down a 30% deposit a few weeks ago and will be getting a final sample for approval July 10 -15. After that, producton will only take 2 weeks and planning to start shipping beggining - mid of August.
Don’t forget to LIKE the POST if you want me to offer Narse SWAG!
Love you!
-zach
24 Hours Left!
almost 6 years ago
– Thu, Jun 18, 2020 at 09:44:03 PM
Last Chance - to share your knew found passion of a clean itch free butthole with your friends and to give them a chance at happiness! It’s a fun share that can get some good convos going! NO preasure, but if you have a few min, i’d really appreciate it! Link for the campaigns below:)
After the campaing - we’ll be sending out a survey the following week, two at most. There you’ll be able to pick what color style of Narsehole you want and also add extra for $50 each as well. If you got more than Narse, you’ll have the option to get both color options if you want.
Production Schedule - We put down a 30% deposit a few weeks ago and will be getting a final sample for approval July 10 -15. After that, producton will only take 2 weeks and planning to start shipping beggining of August. Every country but the US and Canada will be shipping out of Hong Kong.
xoxoxo! Have a great day everyone! Thanks so much for the support and being open to trying new things on your butt:)
-zach
White/Black label
Blue label - colors a little dull on the blue here
