Narsehole Bidet: How To Win In The Bathroom Every Time.
Created by Zach Crain
Water powered bidet attachment, dual nozzle spray and pressure control, for a maximum clean with no irritation or leftover TP particles
Latest Updates from Our Project:
Detailed Shipping Update + Update your US or Canada Address
over 5 years ago
– Tue, Oct 27, 2020 at 06:25:39 PM
Hi everyone!
The shipment updates below are just for the Narseholes. The SWAG add-ons will be shipping out from the US in a couple weeks. Thanks again for everyone being patient on the first production run of Naresholes! It’s been a learning experience doing this, especially during covid.
UPDATE ADDRESS -
US and Canada still have time to update your address. I originally said this couldn’t be done, but was able to make it happen. Please email me at [email protected] Subject: Address Change...and send updated address and name, so I can find your order. Thanks!
ShippingEverywhere But US and Canada
- You should of recieved tracking, about 30% are delivered. If you haven’t got tracking, please lets let the dust settle and give it a little time and then reachout.
- Some of you have reached out looking for a longer hose, becuase your hookups on the opposite side. I’ll be getting this info shortly and sending out an update
US Shipments - tracking will be sent once it leaves US warehouse.
01.OCT (THU) = Confirmed Vessel Departure Xiamen, CN
26.OCT (MON) = Estimated Vessel Arrival Chicago, US
27.-28.OCT (TUE-WED) = Unloading Vessel / Container
29.-31.OCT (THU-SAT) = Customs Clearance
01.-02.NOV (SUN/MON) = Delivery to Warehouse for Pick & Pack
02.-05.NOV (MON-THU) = Pick & Pack Process
06.-08.NOV (FRI-SUN) = Dispatch to Last Mile Courier
9.NOV (MON) = Delivery Begins
16.NOV (MON) = Delivery Completion (85-90%)
Canada Shipments - tracking will be sent once it leaves CA warehouse.
05.OCT (MON) = Confirmed Vessel Departure Hong Kong
04.NOV (WED) = Estimated Vessel Arrival Toronto, CA
05.-07.NOV (THU-SAT) = Unloading Vessel / Container
09.-10.NOV (MON-TUE) = Customs Clearance
11.NOV (WED) = Delivery to Warehouse for Last Mile Labelling
12.-13.NOV (THU/FRI) = Last Mile Labelling
14.NOV (SAT) = Dispatch to Last Mile Courier
16.NOV (MON) = Delivery Begins
23.NOV (MON) = Delivery Completion (85-90%)
This is the first update without a poop joke or some sort of joking...don’t worry i’m alive, was just trying to be clear with the detail and not dump a bunch of extra words:)
xoxox,
Zach
Install Video + Shipping Update!
over 5 years ago
– Fri, Oct 09, 2020 at 09:48:42 PM
Hi!! Apologies for the the lack of updates the last month. I had a baby and holy butts, it’s been a wild tornado of no sleep, cuttness, and poops! All the stores are true!!
SHIPPING
Every country butt US and Canada - Naresholes are starting to arrive. If you got Narse SWAG, it’ll be arriving later...it’ll be a sperate update.
US - boat is arriving in Chicago Oct 22nd and once they pass customs, they’ll be packed and shipped. This is when tracking will be sent.
Canada - I don’t have an update on boat arrival, but shouldnt be much behind US. Tracking will be sent once they clear customs.
Note - some didnt make the survey cut off, so the’ll be shipping out once the bulk order arrives in the US. of filled out surveys this is only about 30 orders, so probably not you:)
Here’s proof of the kid! Introducing Ruth, fresh on the seen since Sep 14th!
Shipping Update - Important
over 5 years ago
– Wed, Sep 09, 2020 at 07:30:51 PM
Don’t want details? Skip to the bottom for estimated ship times by country.
Hey Everyone!
I’m gonna try and keep this short and informative as some shipping times for the USA and Canada have changed do to Covid limiting the Plane travel. I’m sorry, but we were forced to ship by boat (35-40 days), because the Air delivery went up 100 - 150% at the last second, which would of been an extra $60k in shipping and we simply don’t have the money for that.
Here are some numbers, so you can hopefully understand and be okay with the decision!
For the US and Canada we collected $35K from these backers to go towards shipping and the total shipping cost for these countries was originally quoted at $55K, so we planned on putting in an extra $20K towards shipping. Now, the air quote is $115K and by ocean is $64K, so ocean it is.
I hope you can take this not so great news with a smile and see it as an opportunity to practice delayed gratification! Believe me, my pains enough for all of us...I want more than anything for the Narseholes to be on your thrones and taken care of your bums. This delay’s the worst!
Estimated Shipping times (starting end of this week)
USA & Canada 35-40 days
Rest of the world - Most fall withing 2-5 days & 5-8 day...there’s a few that are showing 10-20 days
Thanks!
-zach
Daytime Blair Witch Narsehole Shipping Update
over 5 years ago
– Sun, Aug 30, 2020 at 05:56:45 PM
Watch the video for update! Like and subscribe if you don't wanna miss any future Narsehole videos!
or...here's a brief layout of what's in the video. I'm running through the woods, get attacked by a spider and give a shipping update. Narseholes, just got picked up from the manufacture and are heading to fulfillment center in Hong Kong. Everything will be shipping out to you the first and second week of September. Some of you will get tracking right away and others won't get tracking until it reaches your country. With limited shipping options because of covid, everything should be arriving in 1-3 weeks, once shipped. Canada, sorry, but your shipping time's on the longer side of that 3 weeks.
Thank you all for having faith in me to be able to make this happen! I know it's 2020 and we're all use to Amazon droning us packages in 1 hour. It takes a lot kindness and patience to back a Kickstarter. Soooo, I just wanna say, you're all amazing people! Now, imagine use hugging and me holding on for too long and whispering in your ear "I'm excited for your butt and thank you"!
Theres about 6 percent that still haven't filled out surveys - so it's probably not you, but if it is, fill it out!
Have a great weekend and if you need anything or have any questions email me at [email protected]
Add-on update...production and locked orders!
over 5 years ago
– Thu, Aug 06, 2020 at 11:35:02 PM
Hi Nareshole friends!
1- I pushed the locked orders back till Monday of next week, so you still have time to select add-ons and make any changes if needed. I’ve attached a few videos showing more info about the add-ons that are available. All the videos are great, but, my favorite’s ”Criminal Butts”!! Wherever you’re at in your day, this will bring you to a better spot:)!
Productioin - I just got the master samples and they looked soooooo good, i’m so pumed! It was a little slow to ship out and got held up in Cincinnati for a week. Production is started and moved from 2 weeks to 3 weeks timeline. Minur delays, but nothing too big.
CLICK HERE - if you want to fill out or update your survey/order!
FREAKER FEET (sock) VIDEO - Criminal Butts
FREAKER (bottle cover) VIDEO
SLIPPY VIDEO!
It’s really nice feeling like we’re all in this process together! Thanks for trusting in me!
