Water powered bidet attachment, dual nozzle spray and pressure control, for a maximum clean with no irritation or leftover TP particles
Dale - my brother in-law and business partner in Narsehole, has another Kickstarter going on right now. It’s the perfect thing to go with your now, hands free pooping! CLICK HERE to check it out. I’ve tested one and it’s amazing...I promise you’ll love it, it’ll make your phone life seamless!
love y’all
-zach
I want everyone to be happy when cleaning their butts, so you’re offically getting an option between the two handles! No stretch goal need...the people have spoken and 61% chose the white model.
have a great weekend:)
xoxox
-zach
First - I extended the campaign by 7 days. This will not effect the delivery time of your Narseholes, they’re still set for August! We were able to secure a short term loan because of the KS and wired our down payment for the Nareshole last week to start the process of the mold! It was your support that’s bring this to life:) you’re all the best! I can’t wait to be apart of keeping you and your families bums clean!
Second - I’ve received a what I think is a good suggetion, but I don’t wanna offer it unless I know it’s a thing people actually want. It would be a huge help to me, if you took 5 seconds to answer this 1 question multible choice survey! If enough people vote, then we’ll launch a stretch goal to have both options!
CLICK HERE - to go to survey or click image below!
Third - I love you and hope you have a great week:)
fourth - Here’s two products I liked, that also have really wonderful people running them!
As if a long haired, bearded short short guy couldn’t look any cooler...along comes this badass chair!
PARKIT presents Voyager: Comfort, Design & Durability combine to ensure your outdoor chairs live up to the demands of every adventure.
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Getting one of these for my Queen (wife) - here current back pack is like a big treasure hunt evertime you need something out of it!!
Beautifully crafted eco-friendly bags to store your treasures through your journey
There’s a video if y’all don’t wanna read!
1 - I tested positive for the Rona. I’m fine and over it now, symtoms were mild luckly. It would of been a great commercial for the Narsehole with a side by side screen with someone who didn’t have one. I went to the bathroom ruffly 1 million times and by butt didn’t get soar at all! If I’d been using TP, I’d have to go in for a butthole replacement!
2 - People have been asking a few question
3 - Shipping got posted to campain! Sorry this took me forever, but I think it turned out good! I didn’t like the original quotes, so had to sorce a different fulfilment center. The listed prices have $5 - $20 taken off, i’m covering some of it to make the pricing better for everyone:) I really just want everyone to have clean bums, I wish it could all be free:!!
4 - Chickin! I was cruisin KS and saw this beautiful piece of meat! I figured it was a good project to share since we can all eat what we want now that we don’t have to worry about the exit stratagy!! Anyway - I like cooking things and I thought this was cool!
Love y’all! Have a good weekend!!
ROTO-Q 360 : The Non-Electric Rotisserie Cooking Machine
Over 2200+ backers so far! Breathe new life into your cooking appliances and start producing restaurant-quality, rotisserie-style fare in your very own home Today
Thanks for the great Facebook ad ideas everyone! There was a lot of good ones in there, but the one that got me the most excited and was easily executable was ”people click on dogs, anything funny or cute” and it inspired this masterpiece!
Who says an old dog can’t teach a human knew TRICKS?!! Mr Pete, gave up licking and now uses water to clean his butt.
Super pumped about closing in on 1,000 backers! Thanks for all the support and sharing everyones doing! Feel free to grab Mr Petes picture and post it with the Narse KS link! Would be a good way to send your friends into the weekend!!
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/freakerusa/narsehole-bidet-how-to-win-in-the-bathroom-every-time/description
Have a great holdiday weekend! Love y’all and love Mr Pete:)
-Zach
